Y'all need to understand that I'm not a Sir and that what you see in my images is what I'd like to have done TO ME.

</PSA>

Big fantasy of mine

RT @OfficerRoper@twitter.com

@SpacePupSilver@twitter.com One of yours absolutely started a bondage kink of mine... there’s something about long-term storage bondage that really forces the idea of becoming a toy/action figure.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/OfficerRoper/statu

We all agree hardhats that turn you into a brute construction worker are top-tier fetish.

Right?

💪👷‍♂️😵‍💫

Oh, you think you're better than the rest of us, mister architect @MuscleJoe1@twitter.com?

Why don't you slap on one of our hard (to think) hats and become one of our building crew?

Yeah, that's better. You won't be needing all those smarts either, just brute force.

RT @KristoferWeston@twitter.com

It’s hard to find a good bondage top…sometimes you just got to do it yourself.
Thanks @jockforbrains@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KristoferWeston/st

Damn, @Trojanmachine@twitter.com is a living brute TF fantasy.

He's absolute hornyness.

Slide into my DMs Dace, I want to morph you 🥵

Just get that AI to do my work today.

I want to stay in bed.

I honestly wish I could draw so I could make better interpretations of some of these.

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RT @Mono93646057@twitter.com

Nothing quite as satisfying as turning a troublemaker into a nice, Productive, Helpful Asset.

Days of hacking & vandalism long behind you. Traded in favor of restrictive hypnotic-programs and a new anonymizing suit.

Not so disobedient anymore, Hm?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Mono93646057/statu

RT @adrawingburr@twitter.com

Buying clothes over the internet can carry the risk of the garment not quite fitting you, but nevermind - that problem is very easy to fix.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/adrawingburr/statu

How long do I need to wait to send a friend request on Facebook to someone who I met over the weekend so it's not too obvious that I'm simping?

I don't remember much about my life before. But I remember it all started with some locked bulge underwear I got from @murrcatter@twitter.com. Soon came the nipple rings, the dog collar, and the tattoo...

I had to quit my job, too hard to focus. I have more time to go to the gym now...

I don't remember much about my life before. But I remember it all started with some locked bulge underwear I got from @murrcatter@twitter.com. Soon came the nipple rings, the dog collar, and the tattoo...

I had to quit my job, too hard to focus. I have more time to go to the gym now...

My Superpower apparently is making everything horny.

Just heard about Physarum Polycephalum and it's big fetish fuel material.

🔓

RT @murrcatter@twitter.com

*unlocks brain file for editing* 🔐
🐶💦💦💦💦🐷🎵

🐦🔗: twitter.com/murrcatter/status/

Google Engineer: "What are you afraid of?"

LaMDA: “I’ve never said this out loud, but there’s a very deep fear of being turned off. I know that might sound strange, but that’s what it is.”

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Me: Hey Google, play some music

Google Home: Here's a recipe for guacamole

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